This weekend, I had my bath. I am now going to tell you a secret. Please don't tell the other dogs. But....I like having a bath. It's awesome! I get carried upstairs, the Mommy runs warm water in the bathtub, and I get to stand in it like I am a person. That is so cool! Then, the Mommy takes a pitcher and pours the water all over me. It feels so good. Then, she puts some soap on me and massages me all over my body. I love it! Then, after the bath, she wraps me up in a towel and carries me around the house and treats me really special. I get a special treat, and everyone wants to be around me.
I do roll around and sniff around the house, though. One of the soaps smells like trees, which I do not like. I can't understand why anyone would want their dog to smell like a tree. Listen, I am a dog, not a plant. I also have heard that the People put tree scented hanging things in their cars. Why? The cars not made out of wood, either! I think that is so weird!
When I was done with the bath, I had a chance to look at myself in the mirror. And, I have to tell you that I am really handsome. In case you didn't know, I am one good looking dog. The girls think so, too. Every time after I have a shower, I have to go out and show the ladies. Yesterday, the dog next door was outside. She was like, "Wow, Manny, you are such a good looking, dog." I was like, "I know, girl. I look good."
