Friday, April 15, 2011

Happy Birthday to Me!

Happy Birthday to Me, Happy Birthday to Me, Happy Birthday to Me, Happy Birthday to Me!  I am three years old now, officially.  Three years ago, I was born on a nice farm, and blessed the world with my presence.  In case you don't know this, I am pretty awesome!  I enjoy every day that I am alive.  Every morning I wake up, and I say "Hello, World!"  I also make sure the People know that I am excited that it is morning, and I am happy to see them.

So, what are my birthday plans?  First, I got up, got out of bed and had some treats, ate my tasty breakfast and went outside for the world to see me.  Then, I plan on coming back in and taking a nice relaxing nap.  Then, the people will come home, and they are going to have a little party for me.  I will probably invite my girlfriend over and tell my other dog friends about it.  We will have a party with bones, water bowls, and some music.  Then, the people will give me some presents.  Probably clothes, a lot of toys, maybe my own seat in the car and a brush to make me look really good.  I had my bath earlier this week, so I am looking especially good.  I can't wait for my party....I know we will be Raising the Woof, Woof!

Saturday, April 9, 2011

I'm A Rapper, I'm a Rat Terrier!

Hey Manny Fans!  I am sorry I haven't been posting lately, but I have been busy working in the studio on my new song.  It's called, "Show You How to Doggie"...and it goes like this.

Let me show you how to Doggie,
Show you how to Doggie.
Cause all the girl dogs love me,
All the girl dogs love me. 

Put your paws out front
Shake your tail from side to side
Turn in a circle
And then chase your tail and slide.

Let me show you how to Doggie,
Show you how to Doggie.
Cause all the girl dogs love me,
All the girl dogs love me.

Put on your coats and hats
And go out and chase those cats.
Show them that you're the boss
And tell them to get lost.
SCAT CAT!
They are not cool
Cause they don't know how to Doggie.

Let me show you how to Doggie,
Show you how to Doggie.
Cause all the girl dogs love me,
All the girl dogs love me.

I want a thick juicy bone,
When the people get home!
Yum!
I will gobble up,
Cause I'm that kind of pup. Yum!
Then I'll show them how to Doggie.

Let me show you how to Doggie,
Show you how to Doggie.
Cause all the girl dogs love me,
All the girl dogs love me.